Try as I might, the world just doesn't pay much attention to my efforts at improving it. For example today is the official International Pronoun Day. (Look it up if you think I am kidding.)
Of course 99% of the attention goes to the gender of the pronouns. Who the hell cares? Have you ever gotten confused by someone else's use of pronoun-gender in any real world conversation you have had in your entire life?
But the greatest cause of confusion is the reckless and promiscuous use of acronyms, slang, jargon, and abbreviations. Abbreviations are getting especially troublesome because of smartphone virtual keyboards and because they don't teach typing on a QWERTY keyboard anymore -- or do they?
Pronouns are just one example of evil abbreviations. People tend to lose track of the pronoun's antecedent noun, especially in long or complex sentences. This is the single most common source of confusion in real world conversations.
Therefore I say "screw it" to pronoun gender. I am a proponent of Critical Pronoun Theory, which aims to totally eliminate pronouns as a part of speech.
I am a practical revolutionary: there might be examples where the gender of the pronoun is irrelevant and the antecedent problem is just not there, in which case the peasants should be allowed to speak in a traditional manner.
But in all other examples, get rid of pronouns!
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