Those who are besotted with Age and Wisdom have gotten past that sort of nonsense. We think in these terms:
When you trim/clip a poodle's ears, they flop better when the dog runs. Delightful.
She does frantic spins when I put her food down at 4 p.m. I fantasize photographing her with a drone that rises up over a hilltop, and catches her twirling around like Julie Andrews at the beginning of the "Sound of Music."