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Readying for the Road

Straws and camels' backs, indeed. August is not the month when the migrational sap runs in my blood, but when I learned that my boom-da-boom-thud-boom neighbor might renew for another month, the decision became easy. I leave on 18 August. There's nothing wrong with how people live here, if that's what they like. But I have nothing in common with them. Any unpleasantness is my own fault for being in a place I shouldn't be.

My 1995 Ford cargo van is all cleaned and waxed up -- beautiful. After three years of weathering in the New Mexican sun, the paint had turned dull and chalky, leaving the water bucket looking like a pail of milk.


These cargo vans work so well as towing and storage machines that I wonder why more people don't use them: there are four bicycles and a BOB trailer in there -- and how could a human being live on less?! It has also swallowed up 33 gallons of water, a generator, a wall of supplies in shelves, and it's half empty! Granted, most bourgeois wives wouldn't be caught dead in one.


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Unknown saidā€¦
Good stuff, Boonie. Great to hear that your triumphant return to the road is so close at hand. The van is looking mighty nice too, and is no doubt a very effective form of protection from bourgeois wives. They have a way of sneaking into unwitting lives when least expected, after all, but I think you can officially put that fear to rest. Nicely done.
kaBLOOnie Boonster saidā€¦
Thanks for the reassurances, Glenn, but I suspect I have more than one level of protection against the female bourgeoisie.

To a lesser degree, so do you, since one way to look at your Chinook is to see it as a high trim level Ford Econoline van. The only difference is that my cargo van has refused to sell out to the female Establishment; it has held true to its principles and maintained a certain manly integrity. (grin)
Unknown saidā€¦
Let's hope that Silver Slug and the van never get to chat with each other. Soon Silver Slug will want a wash to take off the grime of the last couple of months.

My design approach for Wandrin Wagon was "four for cocktails, two for dinner, sleeps one." Works great. However, I may have given up on "manly integrity" with those plastic flowers on the table.
Al Bossence saidā€¦
+1 Wandrin ! love your design....

Kelly.... ( the hobos from Canada )