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The Next Really Cool Free App

 I got an email from a financial website on Substack, entitled Pivot and Flow (J.L. Bernstein).  At first I was inclined to delete it, but held up for some reason.  Then the story hit me like a punch in the gut.

"She Bought a Burrito on an Interest-Free Installment Plan

She's 28, sitting in her car in the Chipotle parking lot, her thumb hovering over 'Pay in 4.'

It's a $34 order.  Two burritos, chips, a drink.  Her son's inside with her mom.  He's seven and he asked for Chipotle because his friend's family gets Chipotle and he wanted to know what it tastes like.

She knows she shouldn't.  But her checking account has $47 until Friday.  Rent took everything.  The light bill ate the rest.  She picked up an extra shift but that won't hit until next week. 

She clicks 'Pay in 4.'

Here's what we built: a system so elegant that a mother can finance her son's first burrito with no human interaction at all.  No bank teller to look her in the eye.  No loan officer to ask uncomfortable questions.  Just her thumb, a screen, and an algorithm that already knows her checking balance is $47.

The food is gone in fifteen minutes.  The debt persists for six weeks."  

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Why did this affect me so? Is it because it is inevitable and horrible? App-crazed people, who spend all day on their smartphone, must think it would be really "cool" to buy food on an installment plan. And why not? Everything else is paid for, that way.

But let's think of something more cheerful, such as the miracle of a green leaf in a gawd-forsaken wasteland like Arizona:


I am not exaggerating.  Consider the miracle of enough moisture to form a cloud:



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