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A More Sane Approach to Holidays

Little Texas #3, CO. Let's get one thing out of the way: I like Texans. All it took was spending my first winter as a full-time RVer in the Texas Hill Country. I left wondering why so many Yankees have a prejudice against such friendly people. At least I did, at one time.

Furthermore, I do not hate motorized recreational sports. There are just too many of them, that is all.

Aren't there better alternatives to the weekend/holiday warrior pattern? Just think of the expense families suffer when they own motorized toys, one for every family member over age 6, and then use those toys a couple days per year. And then there is the toy hauler or flat-bed trailer, and a $65000 King Ranch F350 pickup truck to pull all that crap. They are pissing money away so fast. They should save it for double digit inflation in healthcare, college, and food.

Let's try to come up with some constructive alternatives. Wouldn't it cost less to give their little darlin' 6-year-old girl lessons with an Uzi machine gun? And stay home. Keep the money in the local economy. (e.g., the Uzi instructor or the local gun shop.)

Seriously folks, wouldn't it be advantageous to take under-utilized public facilities, such as the county fairgrounds (or the county landfill for that matter), and build a dirt obstacle course? There could be a kiddie track next to the adult track. Public safety would be enhanced. Think of the ski industry.

At my dispersed camp this weekend there was a bit of excitement. An ambulance circled through my camping area, with all lights flashing. A sheriff followed. Then they left. What was that all about it?

The next day I returned to camp to find a flat-bed toy trailer loading up ATVs, with the supervision of a Law Enforcement officer of the U.S. Forest Disservice. I must have given the father a dirty look for blocking my campsite, because he began apologizing. One of the ATVs was pretty banged up. He said his son had driven off into a ravine the previous day, had broken his shoulder blades (?), and was now in a Denver hospital. That was what the ambulance and sheriff's car were all about the previous night. I wonder what the kid's age was.

Besides safety and expense, dirt tracks with obstacles at the county fairgrounds would create a festive atmosphere every weekend: country-western bands, barbecues, antique car or tractor shows, arts and crafts. People could camp in the infield of the racetrack and whoop it up all night. Nobody has to drive anywhere that night -- all the fun is right there! And that county fairground is un-used most of the year.

You might say that this would hurt the tourist economy in Colorado. Yea well, so what? The economy of this state depends on retirement McMansions as far as I can tell. The money not spent in Colorado would be spent more efficiently and safely back in Texas.

Comments

Both the kiddies and the adults would tire of the Fairground Circle within 4 hours. But the Forest Dis-Service Land goes on for ever. Motor-heads will ride the "Multiple Use" F. S. motto into the dirt, dust, ravine, and Hospital for ever and ever, or until you can pry the motorcycle handlebars and ATV steering wheels from their cold dead hands! Too bad. Noisy, dust cloud raising, rut producing, habitat harassing, vegetation eating machines hadn't been invented way back when the "Multiple Use" policy was adopted. It needs to be revised. Their needs to be more "separation" between motor-powered and human powered machines. And while they are at the revision drawing board, they should revise the original "Mining Act" written and enacted way back in 1872 that is still our governing policy today.
Box Canyon (Angry) Mark
Are you sure that motorsport enthusiasts would tire of a dirt track at the county fairgrounds after "4 hours"? They are pretty much the same demographic that enjoys NASCAR races; apparently they never get bored watching noisy motor vehicles loop around a track.

But I was suggesting a track with obstacles in it, so they could keep practicing their handling skills.
Well, let's just say I would get bored with it…
I have yet to make it through a NASCAR event; guess I'm not a roundie round type.
I too would get bored with NASCAR.

But about your first points: I was trying to avoid a diatribe against motorsports; and instead ask, isn't there a different way for them to pursue their chosen sport, a more advantageous way?
The skateboard syndrome is a good analogy.
John V said…
First, I assume you saw the recent news about the nine year old girl and her uzi gun lesson gone bad.
Second, it's the memories like those in this blog posting that make us dread leaving our seclusion to deal with the annual winter hoards in the southwest once more.
There is a tendency to camp near hordes in the Southwest in the winter because of geographical concentration, but you can overcome this by avoiding the usual hackneyed locations like Quartzsite. Most of those bozos need a flat football field to camp on, and if your rig is more nimble it can escape the bozo hordes.
Jim and Gayle said…
For my money, you can take that crowd along with the thumping bass group and the bad boy wannabees on their hogs and dump them all in the same pit.

And don't even let me get into those horrible fifth wheel owners:)

Jim
John V said…
Maybe we'll have better luck this year. Other than Patagonia, we weren't alone the whole winter last year...and we try hard to avoid people! Don't forget, between Yuma and Patagonia, you spend about 3 or 4 months each winter parked in someone's driveway. We're looking for public land without other people. That's a tough trick with all the snowbirders around.
John V, you know about state trust land, don't you? It's never crowded there. The masses of snowbird campers hang close to the Colorado River on BLM land because that is where it's warmest. Anywhere else and it's pretty uncrowded.