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In Praise of the Federal Government

...or at least part of it. The reader, being the suspicious cynic that he is, thinks the title has been chosen as a set-up for satire and facetiousness. Not this time. It is just too easy to mock the federales right now. Where's the challenge?

Besides, readers know that I am basically a "small-government" classical liberal. If they disagree, then I am annoying them. If they do agree, then I am boring them with an all-too-familiar sermon.

In politics people can lose their credibility when they become too ideologically predictable and uniform. They lose their individuality. Instead of working out opinions on their own, based on their own experiences in life, they end up merely repeating ideological package-deals, bumper sticker slogans, shibboleths, and mantras.

Consider, briefly, an analogy from the investment world: do you really trust perma-bulls or perma-bears? If an investment advisor can't change gears based on changes in the world, is he anything other than a salesman (especially the perma-bulls) or a member of the gold-buggering, gloom and doom genre (the perma-bears)?

What caused this topic to interest me is that I just finished a visit to a mountain biking area in a national forest near Dolores, CO. It was the kind of experience that leaves a guy with nothing but optimistic feelings.

There were no fees and no obnoxious anti-camping or anti-dog rules like you routinely find in other categories of public land. The area was quite popular, but not over-crowded. There were no paved roads, paved parking lots, expensive toilets or other pseudo-facilities that draw in the mass-tourists and serve as an excuse to charge fees.

Maybe this suggests a general technique for the traveler: go to not-so-famous places that are in the geographical penumbra of a disgustingly famous place. You might find some useful facilities and services without suffering the disadvantages of excessive popularity. Besides, it's fun to be around people who enjoy the same activities as you, as long as the number of them is pleasant. Solitude sucks. Sharing outdoor pleasures with a moderate number of similar-minded people is one of the great pleasures in life -- one that is more difficult to experience every year, in our over-populated world.

This isn't a great area for a cellphone/internet signal, but because it was only a few miles from town, there was a useable signal in some places. It was close enough to town that I went to the coffee shop, to the grocery store to buy their famous pies, and to watch an NFL game in a bar/restaurant that had a gorgeous deck right on the Dolores River.

Was it just luck that the trails were so close to town, or did the Forest Service actually have enough common sense to see how everybody wins by keeping recreational areas close to town? I'm not used to thinking of government agencies as sentient beings, or if they are sentient I expect it to be malevolent. Several times now, over the last year, I have experienced mountain biking trail areas set up by the Forest Service or the BLM that were enjoyable and close to town.

It wasn't a narrow-minded, intolerant land use situation such as the "ban-everything-but-hiking" approach favored by holier-than-thou, environmentalist, elitist, Greenie pricks from the big city. It was a "big tent" approach; the area was free to dispersed campers, families, horsemen, dogs, walkers, and runners. The regular forest roads that intersected the single tracks were available to ATVers. There were a few of them, not a horde of them. I always make a point of waving in a friendly way to ATVers.

There was nothing special about the land. It was "just" pleasant and enjoyable. Nobody will ever put a photograph of it on the front cover of a glossie travel rag, like National Geographic "Traveler", if it still exists in the internet age. In fact I didn't see anybody with cameras there. The land was basically flattish ponderosa forest. The trails were gentle, smooth, fast, and safe! Perfect. Why do people think that mountain bikers need mountains to have fun? The truth is quite the opposite.

But I did get a special kick out of the thick oak understory. It was red-brown or orange. I am incapable of looking at an oak leaf without fluttering my eyelashes a little. 




People whose interest is activity and motion and skill, are quite capable of having a wonderful time on land that is "merely" moderately attractive. Keep in mind that there is 50 times as much of that kind land as there is of the spectacular places -- and it's only these latter places that are closed right now. 

If a person is stubbornly unwilling or unable to enjoy wonderful outdoor activities in places of ordinary beauty, then they have missed a great opportunity in life. Rather than useless bitching about the temporary shutdown of government tourist traps, it would be more constructive to reflect on the habits of their own heart, and turn these temporary lemons into the lemonade of a broader and more flexible appreciation of public lands.   

Comments

Unknown said…
Classic Boonie -- when everyone else is justifiably on the brink of revolt over the ongoing government theatrics, he predictably opts to zag, and somehow comes up with this barest sliver of an excuse for praise. The irony is too thick to ignore -- he cites the dangers of heeding any sort of perma-bull/perma-bear mentality, yet expects us to find wisdom in the "ideologically predictable and uniform" bent of his own perma-contrarian rambings.
XXXXX said…
I'm sure what you are describing is a good thing but why is the fed govt the one doing it?
You can't have it both ways. If you want the feds out of your life, you have to shrink their numbers and their infiltration into EVERYTHING. Where are they not? They are not supposed to have the power they do according to the Constitution. The founding fathers wanted to limit that kind of central power......that's what they had just fought a revolution over.
In fact, I don't know why we don't sell off all the national parks to private industry, of course, making sure in the deal that there is no development, no reselling without approval, no breaking the land up, etc. etc. We can apply mucho bucks for this prime land to the national debt and then proceed to collect mucho property taxes.
One of the principles of creativity is "inversion" or reversal. I think I put that to a useful purpose -- useful to the readers. But then a hardened cynic comes along and labels it as mere "contrarianism". Shame on you. (grin)
Based on this post, and if you were truly a non-hypocriteIf and practiced what you preached here, you'd be boondocking in Kansas. You'll never see it on a glossy travel magazine cover, nor in side, for that matter. It won't be crowed like the "pretties," either...might smell like a stockyard, but won't be crowded. And there is good internet signals in Kansas, pal...not a thing for hundreds of miles to block the signal, plus, nobody's figured out how to use the internet there yet; they're too busy trying to make a living by working seven days a week. Remember working, Boonie? Yep there is 50 times more of "that kind of land" just waiting for you. You want no Mountains for your mountain biking pleasure? Kansas, You want to push your logic from the grey area to the extreme and really test your beliefs? Kansas. And don't give me any crap about the weather. I hear it's really nice in Kansas in the fall. Let's see how "stubbornly unwilling" you are when your line of reasoning gets "Inverted" or reversed on you! Let's see if you can "reflect on your own personal habits of appreciation" and really turn a lemon into lemonade...and "gain a broader more flexible appreciation" of land that's flatter than a pancake and see how long it takes for you to long for that gorgeous deck along side the Delores River. Sounds like a postcard to me. Glenn is right, you can't have it both ways. You can't keep preaching about the evils of beauty and then hang out in colorful Colorado all summer and fall.
Ok, now you can tell me i missed the point...AGAIN!
Are you people buying this??? Anyone???
Box Canyon Mark
As a matter of fact there IS some pleasant land for cycling in southeastern Kansas, called the Flints Hills, I think. I've read bicycle touring blogs who rode around there.

Believe it or not, I agree with your logic. I charge you with "sins of omission", not commission. You completely omitted the concept of diminishing returns. I'll bet you apply that idea to most things in your life. Most sane people do.

So the only question is, how do you know when you've reached the point of diminishing returns as far as mountain biking is concerned. If the camera was the point of the whole experience, then I too would say that the bigger and more spectacular the scenery is, the better. We would be in complete aesthetic agreement about the Great Outdoors.

But I think the point of diminishing returns is determined by the bicycle wheel, the size of the human body, the length of a dog's legs, and the aerobic capability of the human body. And the flattish ponderosa forest near Dolores fit beautifully with those objective criteria.
Yes Ed, once you get east of the Rockies, those COE campgrounds become quite a nice source of quality camping.
Unknown said…
Actually, I labeled it perma-contrarianism, not "mere" contrarianism. And that's not hardened cynicism, it's simply...apparent!
I sometimes wonder (facetiously fantasize) whether national parks should be sold off 5 acres at a time to East Asian billionaires. It would be a relief for them to have a nice little cottage to relax in, after some high pressure business negotiations with Walmart or whoever. What price would they pay, per acre?

The tradition of public lands, forests, marshes, waterways, waterfronts, and shorelines goes back thousands of years. There were "commons" in merry old England until the Napoleonic Wars, when they were "enclosed", that is, sold off to rich people to raise money for the wars.

XXXXX said…
Definitely not what I had in mind. We need to preserve land from private development in an attempt to resist the population explosion. Not only National Parks but wilderness areas, preserves, etc. have to be protected somehow by law or they will be turned into farming/residential areas. We're going to lose eventually anyway. But it's worth the effort for our generation and perhaps a few more.
John V said…
We're heading for Kansas now for a few weeks (rig repairs at manufacturer). The downside of Kansas is not great weather in the summer and winter, tornado season in the spring, and a lack of public lands for quality boondocking. Other than that, a great choice Mark! :-)