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The Strip "Mauling" of America

A CNBC headline announces that strip mall bankruptcies are up. Indeed, a video store that I walk by everyday has gone out of business, recently.  All I can say is, It's about time. I'm not wishing harm on the individuals running the businesses of course. But it's a pleasant fantasy to imagine a country with less blight.

Surely I can't be the only one who has wondered how there could be so many little stores, selling useless things, all across America. They looked empty most of the time, but they stayed in business somehow. And they were always building another one! Video stores, bridal shops, vitamins, nail parlor, mini-gym, payday loans, etc.

As for video stores you'd think that most of them would have closed down years ago. I can't even remember the last time I rented a movie. Netflix rendered them obsolete.

Think of how inefficient a bricks-and-mortar store is. What is the customer actually paying for, when he buys his wizzmo? Online shopping is so much better, except for the shipping charges and the return hassles.

Another mystery is why dollar stores and big boxes haven't expanded their online stores at the expense of Amazon. Trucks make deliveries every day, so if your online stuff was on that truck, wouldn't it save everybody money? It's nice being able to return stuff to the store rather ship it back, with all the hassles and expenses. And with things like electronics, there's a 25% chance that it will have to be returned.

This fantasy only really works if the tacky little stores are torn down and their parking lots are plowed up and returned to agriculture or native grasses. Why do I believe the taxpayers will end up owning bankrupt commercial real estate?


Comments

Sondra said…
Persoanlly Im ready to see regression. Too much of the same ole' all over the place--Wouldnt it be nice if TOWNS didnt allow NEW stores to be built until old empty ones were refurbished and filled FIRST!! Now that would make sense to me! OUr downtown has more empty buildings than filled ones, they sit empty while new ones go up a mile outta town? Wonder if any towns have such an ordinance? This would keep commercial growth in one spot and keep the downtowns thriving and prevent so much Ugly urban sprawl from occuring.
Boonie, don't forget tanning salons... who in god's name would fulfill such a vanity at the expense of skin cancer? You could almost excuse a smoker, because of the blend of 4000 chemicals tobacco companies concocted to make cigarettes more addictive than cocaine. But Tanning?

I agree with Dixxe on the flight from downtowns to fringe town. It will take ordinary citizens, ones who have no "development" or real estate interests, to supplant those who do on planning and zoning commissions and town councils.

Montrose, Colorado, our old hometown, is a perfect example of your post.
Unknown said…
The precipitous downward trend began with the car -- allows travel to the suburban areas. That was followed by the incessant brain washing of every TV commercial (with smiling toothy models) that said you the viewer were unworthy and not happy until you bought the advertisers' products. The buyers were happy until the advertiser said that what you bought last year was passe. It was time to get the new product. And the customers bought. The house filled. Time to rent a storage unit for all the extra stuff. (A business I thought never had a chance. How wrong I was.) To keep up with the demand more retailers opened more outlets to fill your home or make the body beautiful or happy -- whatever your choice. Then King George (Bush) said to get out and buy. Retailers built more to meet the growing demand. The housing market based on credit crashed. Oops. Buying binge stopped. Retailers couldn't make it and closed the doors. The housing market collapse has to be followed by another collapse in retail and the commercial real estate market. It may be going on already.

Enough already... Time to head to a coffee shop (with free WiFi) at the nearby strip mall.
"Enough already... Time to head to a coffee shop (with free WiFi) at the nearby strip mall."

Lloyd, you hypocrite... are you going to "tan" as well?
Thanks for the input guys.

Dixxe, I'm not sure you could legislate survival of downtowns as long as people go everywhere in their cars. It's so much easier to park on the edge of town.

Locally, they give nasty tickets to people who park more than 18"(?)from the curb even though the curbs are so high that you need to. Isn't that a great way to whip up business for downtown?!

Wandrin, Yea, strip malls are all about cars. Say, that was a pretty good rant. I think that's healthy for you.

Box Canyon, You're right, tanning salons are the quintessential strip mall business. Maybe I didn't think of them because they aren't that necessary in states that have more than seven weeks of summer.